In a generation where orthodoxy's lamented slide to the right continues its embarrassing descent, CSG is a little tugboat pulling with all his or her might to the left.


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Saturday, April 16, 2011

The exodus was one long bnei hike, flirting with the girl you like.

Late last week, scholars published a study claiming that men and women worked together to bake matzot during their sojourn from Egypt. This has caused outrage in orthodox communities world wide for they claim that Moshe Rabbanu would have never allowed such behavior in the camp of Israel. The scholars pointed to the known fact that the Israelites were on the 49th level of impurity, "mixed baking was the least of Moshe's problems" stated Michal Banderwitz. 

According to the 'Jewish Weekly Polls' (JWP) the claim of religious Jews making matzah whilst working with women has overtaken the outrage caused by the laffa matzah scandal. 

The CSG in conjunction with the CSG would like to wish everyone a chag kasher v'sameach and would like to leave you with some food for thought.

1. Was the CSG behind the kidnapping of Adolph Eichmann from Argentina?
2. For the all teenagers out there, contrary to what you believe, pornography was not invented by your generation, see below. 

Prague Haggadah of 1526

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